The full results of President Trump’s annual physical and cognitive evaluation have just been released—and they’re as clean as a freshly polished golf club at Mar-a-Lago.
According to the official summary issued by White House physician Capt. Sean P. Barbabella, Trump “remains in excellent health” with “robust cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and general physical function.” In short, he’s firing on all cylinders—body and mind.
The results confirm what many of us already suspected: the man who stood tall and bloodied after an assassination attempt last year is still built like a tank. The doctor’s report even noted scarring on his right ear, a solemn reminder of the near-tragedy in Butler, Pennsylvania last July. And yet, here he is—still outworking and out-talking every so-called rival in the game.
Perhaps the most striking detail? Trump scored a perfect 30 out of 30 on the cognitive test. That’s right—he aced it. Again. Try getting Joe Biden to spell “person, woman, man, camera, TV” without a teleprompter and see how far you get.
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt shared the report in full on X (formerly Twitter), as promised. No hiding. No spin. No ghostwritten doctor’s note saying the president “works out more than the entire staff combined.” Just straight facts and full transparency—something we never got from the last guy, who couldn’t finish a sentence without a handler waving a flashcard behind the scenes.
The president’s vital signs show he’s in solid shape. At 6’3” and 224 pounds, with a resting heart rate of 62 bpm and a blood pressure reading of 128/74, Trump is medically fit and statistically sharper than 80% of the bureaucrats in D.C.
As promised on Friday, President Trump’s Annual Physical Examination Results: pic.twitter.com/skWfSRZ18N
— Karoline Leavitt (@PressSec) April 13, 2025
Trump’s physician concluded that the president “exhibits excellent cognitive and physical health and is fully fit to execute the duties of the Commander-in-Chief and Head of State.” Not bad for a man the media has been trying to portray as “unfit” since 2015.
Now watch the left try to spin this one. Maybe they’ll claim the test was rigged. Or say the doctor is part of some elaborate Mar-a-Lago mind-control cabal.
But the facts speak for themselves: President Trump is healthy, sharp, and stronger than ever.
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