In a scorched-earth interview on Fox Business this week, President Trump’s Crypto and AI Czar David Sacks called out the Biden White House’s latest embarrassment: the infamous autopen scandal. But this wasn’t just about some machine signing Joe’s name — it’s about who was really wielding the pen.
Sacks dropped the hammer on Senator Elizabeth Warren — or, as he and President Trump more accurately refer to her, “Pocahontas.” According to Sacks, Warren has been using the autopen like a political drone strike, aiming it squarely at the crypto industry. Her goal? Cripple American innovation and force it offshore. Because nothing screams “helping the middle class” like driving tech jobs to Dubai.
“This is the financial system of the future,” Sacks told Jesse Watters. “And we have to encourage it. Elizabeth Warren controlled the autopen during that administration.” And look, he’s not wrong. Warren’s pathological hatred of anything outside her command-and-control worldview is well-documented. Crypto? Too free. Too unregulated. Too resistant to being taxed into oblivion. So naturally, she wants to crush it. She doesn’t want decentralized anything — she wants all roads leading straight to her office in D.C.
SHHH DON’T TELL JOE!@DavidSacks just said POCAHONTAS had the AUTOPEN and wasn’t afraid to use it! ✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼 pic.twitter.com/KSUL4WQ4i6
— Jesse Watters (@JesseBWatters) May 28, 2025
President Trump, never one to hold back on Truth Social, called the autopen fiasco “the Biggest Scandal in American History” (right after the stolen 2020 election, of course). He’s got a point. If unelected staffers are using a mechanical signature to ram through leftist executive orders while Biden’s off-stage napping through Matlock reruns, we’ve got a constitutional crisis. Who’s in charge — the President of the United States or Elizabeth Warren’s bitter vendetta?
Meanwhile, Chairman James Comer isn’t sitting back. Last week, he named names — five Biden aides potentially involved in covering up Joe’s cognitive decline and the autopen abuse. He’s demanding testimony. No more dodging. No more shielding Biden’s “Weekend at Bernie’s” presidency from scrutiny. If Biden didn’t know what he was signing, the American people have a right to know who did.
This isn’t just about signatures on paper. It’s about a left-wing coup masquerading as normal governance. President Trump’s administration is dragging it all into the sunlight — and not a moment too soon. Because if the Democrats get away with using a robot pen to implement radical policies while hiding the President’s condition, then we’ve gone from democracy to dictatorship with a Sharpie.
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